Friday, September 23, 2016

Jay- ANOTHER APOLOGY

Nice to sea you guys! (Pun intended)

It's been awhile, I know.... :(

None of the other bloggers have been on, and I don't really know why. So, I guess, we might be ending the blog. I dunno. Just... be prepared for it, okay?

HAVE A NICE DAY!! :D

Friday, April 8, 2016

Another Update!

So yeah, I'm back. And I have risen from Tarturas to write boring blog posts for you guys. Hope your happy.

It's been about a month, maybe less, since any of us have posted and I thought I would put up an update. I actually might just put in some random photos and say 'peace out'. Nah, I'm too lazy. I just wanted you to know that none of us are dead and that we will hopefully keep blogging soon.


Bye!

Thursday, March 24, 2016

Ideas to Make Your 16th Birthday the Best

Hello wonderful world of the internet!

So, I will be turning 16 soon. I just had a small gathering with a few friends to celebrate my birthday. My mom had been thinking about what we will do for my birthday for a long time. Three months of non-stop think about what can we possibly do?! So my mom eventually came to me and posed some ideas.

1. A Big Trip.
Is there someplace you've always wanted to go? Paris? London? New York City, maybe? Well, consider this for a 16th birthday. Go to that place you've always wanted to go to. Don't want to go with just your parents? Bring a friend or two!

2. Classic.
Everybody has heard of a sweet 16 party! So, why not have one. It is easy to say no because, 'it's to expensive' or 'I don't want something big'. Well, you don't need to worry. It doesn't have to be big or expensive! Just invite your friends over to your house and get a nice cake.

3. Sometimes Bigger is Smaller.
If your birthday falls on an inconvenient day, or in an inconvenient month; try something small. Ask a friends and family out to dinner, out for ice cream, or maybe out to the bowling ally. Go crazy! Try roller skating or ice skating. Snowboarding or skiing. Sky's the limit! Get some cupcakes or a cake and celebrate. If you can't celebrate on the day of your birthday, celebrate a few days, or possibly weeks, before your birthday. This makes it easy and fun no matter what your doing.

4. Slumber Party!
Everyone likes to have sleep overs! Right? Invite a bunch of friends over for a birthday party and then everyone can sleep over. Lay out a bunch of candy, popcorn, and cupcakes. Snuggle up in front of the TV and watch movies. Play video games, board games and tell stories. This is fun and inexpensive.

These are just a few of the many ideas there are for your 16th birthday! Hopefully this has opened your mind and sparked your creativity! Have fun with it. Think of something you've always wanted to try, or something you've always wanted to do with friends. Turn it into a party and have fun. You don't have to do something big and extravagant. Try something small and simple. Happy Sweet 16 to all of you out there!

Stay awesome internet!

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Thoughts of a Teen - Selfies

Hello wonderful world of the internet!

Welcome to the second post of Thoughts of a Teen! Today I will be doing a very touchy subject. Selfies. Now if you don't know what a selfie is then you obviously don't live in the twenty-first century. Or maybe your just one of those people who doesn't take them! In that case your an amazing person and don't let anyone tell you otherwise! Now I'm not saying that people who do take selfies are not awesome. What I'm saying is that... Well almost every has taken selfies. So if your a person who doesn't take selfies, you're a rare breed of person!

Now on to the subject of selfies. So many people have questioned this subject on social media. The main questions I have seen are: Are selfies stupid, and are selfies self centered? I have looked at debate websites and other social media sites. From the debate sites I have seen the people are pretty evenly split up. The majority of people did say that they are indeed stupid. As of today that subject is split 57% to 43%. The 57% saying that they are stupid.

Though many people say that selfies are stupid there is something very important to take notice of. You see, there are many different kinds of selfies. Four main types to be exact.

1. The sexy selfie.
This selfie is the kind people take of them self alone in their bathrooms. You see them all the time on Pinterest, Facebook, Tumblr ect. These kinds of selfies are specifically to show off how good you look. You see them everywhere. They go from a girl in an amazing dress and perfect makeup, to a guy lifting his shirt to show off his abs.



Here are some examples. Not like you don't know what I'm talking about, but we're doing this to show the people who don't take selfies. Now for the next kind of selfie.

2. The fun/funny selfie.
These are the selfies that are just to fool around. Maybe your with your friends and are just messing around. Maybe by yourself and did something funny with your cat, or maybe you messed up your makeup somehow. This selfie is just for fun! You can do whatever you want with this selfie without having to worry about how you look or what is going on.


Who knows maybe its your cat taking a selfie...


Cat selfies are the best if I do say so myself. #NoMakeup #NoFilter. Just saying. Anyways, these are the best kind of selfies because, they are fun, random and completely unpredictable.

3. The memorable selfie.
This is the kind of selfie that is reserved for memories only. Maybe you've gotten to meet up with a friend you haven't seen in years. Maybe you visited the Eifel tower. Who knows, maybe you completed a mud run. These selfies are to capture the moments of the great times in your life. Don't want to let go of how good you felt when you completed that 10k of mud and hurtles, well your in luck because these selfies hold onto the moment quite well. Sadly your feelings and emotions don't ACTUALLY get put into the photo, but nonetheless this selfie is to help you remember the awesome things that happened in the past.


This lovely lady, is at the Grand Canyon. A perfect example of a memorable selfie!

4. The necessary selfie.
This selfie is for showing necessary things only. This selfie is strictly to show what something looks like, or what you mean by something. You don't usually pose in these pictures because, they are not to make you look good or capture a moment. Say your texting your friend. You teller that your hair looks great for the prom that night. You try to explain what it looks like. "I did a curly up-do" You say. "I did victory curls in my hair..." You say, but alas your friend does still not understand. So it is time you bring out your best ammunition! The selfie!



The perfect example of the necessary selfie! She is simply showing what it looks like. Nothing more!

Considering all these things, no can really say for sure weather selfies are self centered or stupid. When it comes to saying selfies are dumb, well they can be. If your trying to look seductive and sexy in a selfie you can potentially look dumb. I mean what's the point? We know you're good looking, you don't need to try and show it off. Then there's the selfies with friends. You look really silly and crazy. Do you look dumb in these selfies? Well, yes, but its not the kind of dumb that someone in a sexy selfie looks. Now I'm not saying all people who take sexy selfies look dumb. I'm simply saying that some people do.

So, to conclude this post, there really is no way to tell weather of not selfies are dumb. There isn't really anyway to tell because, the reasons people take them are all over the place. They may be dumb sometimes, self centered other times, and a lot of times its just for the fun of it. So don't worry if you're a selfie taker! Have fun! Go on with your selfie taking self!

But, that's just what a teen thinks!

Stay awesome internet!

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Jay- Book?

Whelp. None of you guys ok have actually updated so....here's a story starter? Yeah. Well this is a Magnus Chase and Percy Jackson story soo....enjoy.

Me And Glacier Start A Sword Fight In A Dunkin' Donuts. (Not My Fault..)



You know those times when your walking home and you get those i'm-being-watched-by-a-stalker tingles up you spine? Well, at this moment, I was getting that big-time. Mine was worse though. That was because it was most likely true, due to the fact I was walking through Queens at the time.

Oh, and if you didn't know, my name's Lyra. Lyra Valdez. Annoying Hispanic Extraordinaire. Well, at least by my friend Glacier's point of view. Glacier is my tall, blue eyed, white haired, bodyguard and best friend. Well, more like only friend. Basically, imagine a slightly taller, older Jack Frost and there's Glacier.

The tingles kept getting stronger. If this doesn't sound weird, (and it does), I felt like someone was...touching me? It was mega-ultra-pee-your-pants weird, so I edged closer to Glacier, who was walking beside me.

"Uh...Lyra? You ok?" His voice had always had a slight Scandinavian accent, so the way he talked was sometimes hard for others to interpret. But not me. I'd known him for years, so his voice sounded natural to me.
"Well..um...I got this feeling-"
"Jeez...not again!" Grabbing my upper arm in a vice-like grip, he began dragging me down the street, an annoyed look on his face.
I always got these feelings. Like when I was in danger, for instance. I would feel this...gut instinct. And it always helped. Last time I did it though, that almost got Glacier and me in jail. Not for the first time either. So now he holds some sort of grudge against me.
"Its not my fault! It's just that-"
"Wait." Now, Glacier cutting me off was normal, but this time was different. He sounded...scared? Nervous? I wasn't sure, but all I knew was that it wasn't good.
Pushing me behind him, he began rooting in his pockets for something. A tip about Glacier: he always has something useful in his pockets. Always. So when he started searching, I began thinking.
I had always had a knack for getting out of sticky situations. Didn't matter where we were, who we were with, or what we had, I made sure me and Glacier survived. He, on the other hand, made sure that we didn't get beat up to badly.
The only problem with my ability is it made me stop focusing on the area around me. So when a teenager around my age and a guy with leg braces confronted us, I was anything but prepared.

"Hey. You two."

The guy that said that was muscular, but not burly. His friend, the one with the braces, was lankier, and walked with a weird limp. The one that spoke was handsome, with black hair and sea green eyes. While the other, (who I deemed Leg-Brace Guy), had tanned skin, a goatee, and a mass of dark brown curls on the top of his head.

"Can we...um..talk? Possibly?" Leg-Brace Guy sounded trustworthy, but at the time, all my instincts screamed: RUN! HE IS THE ENEMY! RUN OR DIE!

"Sure. Why not?"



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We now sat at a Dunkin' Donuts. Not very secretive for a meeting with a stranger but it'll do. My hands were holding a cup, well more like a vat, of steaming hot chocolate. I'm not a tea or coffee kinda girl. Too bitter.
Glacier, who looked a little too uncomfortable, held an iced latte, while Leg-Brace Guy and his friend both had weird drinks they called, 'nectar'. My first thought was, are that bees that can shape-shift? If they can, that's AWESOME!

"I'm Grover. And that's Percy." Leg-Brace Guy, who had introduced himself as Grover, pointed to the other guy with his thumb before taking a bite out of his cup.
Yep. He bit the cup. The cup literally had a chunk ripped off the side. Beside me, Glacier grunted and seemed to grip something in his pocket. The suspicious look on his face grew.
"We were sent to find you. Well that, or protect you from giants." Percy sounded slightly angry at the job, but I didn't mind. Really, who would want to protect us from...WAIT DID HE SAY GIANTS!?!? Before I could question this guy's sanity, Glacier beat me to it.

"They are called Jötnar. And we do not need help from you, Greek-spawn."

As he said that, he stood and pulled a chain from his belt. Well, it was chain. As he gripped it, it expanded into a 5-foot long staff, just a few inches shorter than him. At the end, another foot-long blade ended in a dangerously sharp point. Percy, who had been calm the entire time, stood and grabbed a weapon from his own pocket. Really, where are they getting these things from!?!

"Lyra. Run. If even they want you, then that means everyone from here to Helhiem is looking for you. I will handle them."

"But-"

"GO!"

Felling confused, I went to run out of the shop, but was stopped by someone grabbing my arm. Turning a full 180 degrees, I was met by the wierdest, and by weirdest, I mean weirdest sight I have ever seen.
Grover, who looked like a normal teen, had ditched his pants and had traded them for...goat legs? Instead of a pair of normal human legs, from the waist down, he was goat.


"WHAT THE-" But before I could finish, I was knocked unconscious by something hitting me from behind.







Well. There you go? I'm tired....goodbye.

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Thoughts of A Teen- YA Books

So, my friend, (Elena), doesn't know what a YA novel is. I felt like doing this:
Either this, or crying...

That, in turn, led to this post. Well that, and the fact that no one is posting anymore. (Had to add that last bit in.) So yeah. How 'bout we start with a description first, yeah?


YA stands for young adult. So, when paired with the words novel or book, you get young adult novel. Or young adult book. These books tend to be for kids around 11/12 and up. Basically, teen books. Most include action, romance and slight cursing. They are mostly dystopian novels too.

Now, on to a list of YA books that I know of!!....
  • Maze Runner series
  • Divergent trilogy
  • Fifth Wave
  • Artemis Fowl
  • Hunger Games
  • Percy Jackson and The Olympians
  • Heroes of Olympus
  • Kane Chronicles
  • And more...
Now, I will now 'wow' you all with my fangirl knowledge!! You will most likely have an idea no idea what I'm posting about, but who's counting?

SPOILS AHEAD! CAUTION!


This....why. Allegaint is coming out soon...hope it doesn't make me cry like the book....




MWAHAHAAHAHA I AM ALREADY CRAZY MY FRIEND!




Wish my dad was Sirius...

Hehe...I AM GOING TO TICKLE THE DRAGON! NO ONE CAN STOP MEH!

All I ask is how?





Oh dear. Well seems like this post has become longer than expected. Hope you enjoyed and all that funk. See yah! (On the other side....)

Sunday, March 6, 2016

Bombings on Bloggers Street

Oh man, I have been posting waaayyyy more than necessary! Supercalifragilistically sorry! (Mary Poppins reference :P)

Just want to make up for all the posts that the others haven't been making. Not trying to be rude, (which I probably am) but dude, start posting! Y'all are busy I know, but I literally just got back from musical practice. We're doing the Lion King and I'm Zazu so just imagine how my lungs feel right now...
Any who...let's post random pictures to put you guys (and gals) in a good mood! Okay? Okay!

(Might also put up some writing prompts for the writers on this blog..YAY!)

ANIME GALORE!










And now for some inspiration....


Some Harry Potter..



Marvel...


How did that Harry Potter one get there...hehe...

PROMPTS!



I CHALLANGE YOU TO WRITE ABOUT ONE OF THESE THINGS! READY..SET....GO!!!!

(Also..have a nice day!)

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Another Flippin' Story...

Hey all you wonderful people! I'm gonna show you all a nice little thing I typed up a couple of weeks back..(It's actually really sad soo....) Its based on one of my favorite anime characters called Canada. Hope you enjoy! Also a reader insert story....the reader is the other character in this,,,heres a guide to what all those funky things are:
(H/L) Hair Length
(H/C) Hair Color
(E/C) Eye Color
(Y/N) Your Name

*Do not read if you are triggered by suicidal thoughts, blood, and angst...I thought I should warn you...*


If I Die Young... (A SongFic)

If i die young,

He remembered every inch of her. Her (H/L) (H/C) hair and sparkling (E/C) orbs. Her smile that could light up a room and a laugh that could make even the saddest person grin. He missed her. There was no doubt about that. He just wished he could hold her in his arms safely once more. Why she did it, he would never know. No one would ever truly know why she killed herself.

*Flashback*

Canada walked through the unlocked door, mildly surprised. His girlfriend, (Y/N), hardly ever left the door unlocked. She was afraid of burglars.
"(Y/N)? You there?" he asked, a bad feeling coursing through him. To his fear, he was only met with silence. After taking off his shoes and jacket, he hesitantly made his way to the kitchen.
After getting himself a drink, he began to walk around his home, unaware of the knife missing from the knife board. An eerie feeling had enveloped the house once Matthew reached the second floor.
He passed by each room, not even thinking of checking them for his lost girlfriend. As he got closer, the anxious feeling grew constricting around him. He finally reached the bedroom he and (Y/N) shared. Hand on the doorknob, body shaking fro no reason other than instinct, he slowly opened the door...

Choking back a sob, he stumbled backward in shock. There she lay, pale and lifeless on the ground. A large cut running across her stomach. Even though blood drenched her clothes, she still looked beautiful. But now, no breath left her body and her skin had lost it's healthy sheen. Running forward, he fell down beside her, tears running down his face in large rivers. Ever so gently, he hugged her body to his chest, burying his face in the crook of her neck. He felt no pulse. No heat came off of her.
"W-why (Y-Y/N)?! W-w-why d-did y-you do t-this?!" he sobbed as he noticed the knife. The knife she used to end her life. It lay there, as innocent as could be. But it was not innocent. It was stained crimson with the blood of it's victim. Reaching out, he hesitantly grabbed it, contemplating killing himself with the blade that the love of his life used. After a second he regretted it.
"W-why (Y/N)? W-we c-could h-have b-be-en h-h-happy..."

*End Flashback*

Now, one month later, he sat at his desk, preparing her final wishes.

Bury me in satin,

He took her favorite blanket and draped it over her form. To him she looked like she was sleeping. Sadly, he knew otherwise. Small stains appeared on the blanket and he realized he was crying. He had been crying a lot recently.

Lay me down on a bed of roses,

After covering her coffin in rose petals, he had Alfred, his twin brother, carefully place her inside. Leaning over, he planted a kiss on her cold lips. Lips that had been cold for a month now.

Sink me in the river, at dawn,

Him and all his close friends and family stood watching as (Y/N) floated away. He had done as she had asked and sent her away at the river where they had met.

*Flashback*

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"H-hello?" Matthew called out to the girl leaning precariously over the edge of the river. She whipped around and Matthew was met by the prettiest girl he had ever seen. Her hair was a (H/L), (H/C) color and shone in the sunlight. Her eyes gleamed a brilliant (E/C). Blushing, he looked away.
"Hi! I'm (Y/N)!" She smiled as she ran up to him.
"N-names M-Matthew." He stuttered in reply. Turning pink, he looked down at his feet, flustered.

*End Flashback*

He smiled sadly at the memory and took it upon himself to finsih her last request. He gently led everyone away from the river before returning, this time alone.

When i die young,
Bury me in satin,
Lay me down on a bed of roses!
Sink me in river, at dawn!
Send me away with the words of a love song!...

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He sang, occasionally stopping to hiccup. Tears ran freely down his face, leaving tracks on his skin. A cold hand rested on his shoulder and he turned slightly, expecting to see one of his friends standing behind him. Instead, there stood the ghostly form of his lover, (Y/N). She leaned forward and left a cold kiss on his lips, her body beginning to fade.
Matthew. This wasn't your fault. I love you and I hope you find another love someday. Goodbye and good luck.
As her voice faded into the distance he smiled and raised a hand on farewell.
"I-I love you too (Y/N). Goodbye."

Send me away with the words of a love song.
Thats Canada...





Oh jeez...now i'm c-crying...t-talk t-to y-you a-all l-later....*sobs*

Update...

Well...seems like my command was not met. No new posts then huh? Now guys, don't go and say 'I'M BUSY DEAL WITH IT!' cus your not alone. Heres my week in a nutshell:

Monday:
Musical, read 25 pages for homework, PARCC Practice

Tuesday:
Youth Center, 25 pages, PARCC Practice

Wensday:
Before school chorus practice, after school musical, 25 pages, PARCC Practice

Thursday:
After school musical practice, 25 pages

Friday:
Torch Club, 25 pages

All of this plus 6 hours of school. So don't get mad at me.....sorry for being all scary blogger but eh, I can be scary at times....

Saturday, February 27, 2016

TEAM TONY OR TEAM CAP

Ryan: TEAM CAP
NEVER!!!!! *Waves a flag with Iron Man on it*. Hehe feel my wrath!
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Oh! Didn't notice you there! Sorry! Me and Ryan got into a fight over the new Civil War movie. (By the way, Ryan is my overly obnoxious and annoying  17 year old brother) I think Tony is gonna win.

Ryan: LIAR STEVE IS GONNA WIN IDIOT!

Sigh....just....just go watch anime or something. Go play with your Australian friends....(he actually does that).

Ryan: I, in fact, am older and wiser so I must be right.

Shut up....I'm tired and your in California so go away. Any who, I am wondering whose side are you on? Me, on Team Tony. Or are you with my brother on Team Cap? COMMENT BELOW!!!

Friday, February 26, 2016

Would you read this?

I have been writing a book with a few friends and it's going really slow. We have changed plots and characters so many times I can't remember the original story line, but our new edits are much better than the original. I was wondering If you guys would read a small section of this and tell me if you were to go into a book store and if this book was interesting enough to grab your interest?

I hope you like it!

Prelude

“Daelun!” An image appeared in Kari’s mind, she could see a fading face, his eyes bright. Her heart was pounding and her hands shaking. She leaned against the log she woke up by and started crying, she had lost her memory. The emptiness felt hot and burning, everything was painful to think of of look at. Throbbing headache prevented Kari from falling asleep again. Her mind wandered back to the face. She twisted her head in every direction to see where she was. But where was she? Daelun, who is Daelun? She just said it but who is it? Was it a father, brother, friend, boyfriend? Nothing was making sense. There is nothing to remember or make sense of. She rubbed her head, her temples were throbbing and her face was wet with a mix of tears and sweat. There were cuts on her knuckles and bruises on her arms. As she rubbed her head she felt something in her hand, a note. She was not interested and put it in her pocket. A lump formed in her throat and a stone fell in her stomach. Loneliness filled the air and the sorrow she felt for someone disappeared. A shadow floated over the trees in front of her. A figure made of smoke appeared out of the darkness. He was walking or floating then turned to her.
“Well look who showed up.” The voice was dark and raspy, evil in the tone and made her quiver. The figure drew nearer and nearer. All she could do was back up, but the log was in her way. His hand was outstretched and inches from her face.  His hands touched her chin and then her eyes, she felt sleepy and her eyes dropped and everything went black. The last thing she heard was the man laughing the most horrible laugh and say,
“He won’t be there to save you this time…”















Chapter 1

Everything was cold, nothing was familiar, nothing was comforting. The feeling of eyes watching you when your back is turned engulfed her. The trees took the shapes of claws and hands full of wrinkles and knots coming to grab you.  Kari sat on an old rotting log that was in a small clearing in what looked like dense woods. She didn’t remember anything, not until the moment she woke at least. There was one memory, one that was burning in her mind. One that was longing to be remembered. Shutting her eyes tight she looked back and pulled only a few snippets of the scene. Light, bright white light. Screams and yells. Torture. She only saw one face, a boy. He was not clear but his eyes were. They were electric. The color was lost in the blur of the memory . Kari opened her eyes and felt like she had a connection with this person. The way he looked at her, it made her feel like she had a purpose to fulfil.
A new gust of cold wind blew through the woods and sent shivers down Kari’s spine. Her senses were much more aware in the dark.  Kari sat on the log fiddling with her necklace. It was too dark to make out what was on the charm but it did give off a warm glow of gold.  A twig snapped in front of her. Her hands went to the log, feeling for a stick. Another twig snapped in the same place and leaves started to rustle. Her heart beating fast she looked down for anything to defend herself with. Nothing.
You would think in the woods there would be sticks she thought. Kari didn’t take here eyes off the area the noise came from. The snapping became louder and more frequent. With every loud step it took nearer to her the more her heart beat bounced. snap...snap...snap. She looked away grabbing a stick she found and felt another cold rush of air blow through and something touch her from behind. SHe screamed. Kari flew herself around and grabbed the thing that touched her. It was a long hanging branch from the tree above her. She gave a slight chuckle to herself.
Scared over a branch…
Kari turned around to walk back to the log when she heard another snap. Her heart went back to the fast paced beating and she gripped the stick even harder. Took a deep breath in and turned back around. She expected to see something attacking her but there was nothing. The black abyss of the distant trees and the eerie silence . Her soft short breaths echoed off the trees and then drifted off with the wind. Kari’s eyes were drooping, her mind was going fuzzy and all she could think about was a warm bed. As she sat down with her back to the log she put her hands in her pockets. She pulled from her left pocket a small piece of weathered paper. She completely forgot the aching feeling for sleep as she opened the folded paper. The words were scratched like they were in a hurry to write it.
“Don’t forget…” She said aloud. She hadn’t spoken till now and hearing her voice was strange like it didn’t belong to her. Her eyes were sticky and heavy, she laid her head down on the log and closed her eyes. A twig snapped only a few feet from her. She still had the stick in her hand and she sat up.
She put her legs to her chest and sat on the dirt with her back to the log. She looked down at herself, she played with the laces on her ankle boots and tugged at her skinny jeans to cover her ankles that were revealed by the shorter parts of the boot. If only she knew how she had gotten there and why she was dumped in the middle of the woods. snap. Kari felt her heart jump every time a branch snapped. The snapping continued for the next hour. Kari thought it was more than that. Being in the dark by yourself, time runs much slower. Eventually she heard something, she went pale. It was a scream, of a boy, maybe a man. It was long and loud, and sent shivers down her spine. She felt a tear run down her face. The snapping continued and so did the screams, the one screaming person was joined by many others, men, women and children. She decided to turn her head over and fall asleep.

This is only a small part of it. This is the only part I have edited myself.

-M

Thursday, February 25, 2016

I Believe Everyone Has Died....Uh-Oh

Well I have officially risen from the grave. It's been a day I know but really...I should be on this thing on the hour! (Nah just kidding you all. I know you wish I really had disappeared...haha) What I am wondering is where everyone else is! HELLO?!?!?! DID YOU ALL DIE OR SOMETHING???

Hahah but really, you all need to up your game! I will not stand to be the only blogger on! I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!! I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME TO WAIT FOR YOU ALL! I AM TO BUSY BEING BURDENED WITH GLORIUOS PURPOSE!
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Oops....I probably shouldn't have let Loki mess with my computer...Sorry! Anyhow, I want to know where y'all at! I need to know! To make up for me and Loki's commands, here's some random stuff to make y'all laugh.




 
Bye and have a day FILLED WITH GLORIOUS PURPOSE that is wonderful and amazing! (Just like swaghetti and memeballs hehe)
 

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Hello! Get ready for the MADNESS!!!

Hey I just wanted to tell you all something. I may act a little insane during posts. *cough* I'm crazy *cough* *cough*
But really, just don't get all freaked out if I randomly spout nonsense about something called Soul Eater and how I'm gonna eat your soul and stuff. (That's an anime hehe) But really. I am just me and I don't want anyone calling me crazy or insane or psycho. I already know this people! Now, lets talk about something funnier and such, I never really liked being serious anyway. Sigh, its such a drag.



I have a challenge for y'all. Yes another challenge. This ones simpler though. I want you all to walk up to someone and say one of these things or do one of these things. (To friends ONLY! This may make your parents annoyed hehe)


  • Yell "SYMMETRY!!!" in someone's face
  • Whenever someone calls something (or you) short, go on a rant saying things like, "I'm not a pipsqueak!" or  "DID YOU JUST CALL ME SO SMALL YOU HAVE TO USE A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO SEE ME!"
  • Challenge someone to a duel (any kind)
  • Yell that your the strongest ever and you'll surpass god one day. (If your religious this does not apply. I am not against any religion though. I got this from an anime people.)
  • Interrupt someone by saying "FOOL!" at the top of you lungs.
  • Call everyone a 'git' for the day.
  • Call everyone 'dude' of 'dudette'
  • Talk in an Italian accent
  • Call all brother's 'frattelo' and all sisters 'frattela' (means brother and sister in Italian)
  • Yell "BELIEVE IT" at someone. (at least once)
  • Try to dissect someone (not really, just scare them)
  • Wave a flag of surrender (white flag) every time someone comes near you. Also yell 'DON'T EAT MY FACE!' and 'PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!' for effect.
  • Try to figure out where I got all this from
Have a great day guys! Proshchay!


Sunday, February 21, 2016

I'm Back! (With a Book..T^T)

Privet all my lovely readers! I am finally back from the grave! Cool right? YEAH!

Anywho, I have had this story buried in Google Drive for so long. I need to publish it. It is a Kane Chronicles/ Percy Jackson fan fiction. Rick Riordan stuff and the like. I had been working on it for a while so I was like 'better just post it'. So um yeah, hope you enjoy and stuff..(sooo tired....*yawn*)

Chap 1...I think.

I really never expected another initiate to arrive today…
I woke up and rubbed my neck before slipping into a full cotton outfit, suited to my...how should I put this…Unusual lifestyle. I’m a magician, Egyptian actually. Not the kind that pulls rabbits out of hats. I keep the Egyptian gods in check. Yep, you heard me, gods. Thier real and they can wreak havoc on Earth if us magicians don't step in. My names Carter by the way.
 But mind you, not only are the god's real but the monsters too. Like the massive crocodile I had to kill recently. With the help of a ‘demigod’ named Percy. Don’t ask. Now where was I…
 Well, after getting ready, I headed downstairs and prepared to get some breakfast. As you can probably guess that didn’t happen. I was halfway to the balcony when I heard someone running up to me. I turned to see Felix, one of our initiates, sprinting in my direction. “ Carter!” he said, his voice excited.” What is it Felix?? I gotta eat.”
 “W..well, t..there's..” he panted, one hand on his knee.
 “What is it already!”
“Someone opened the door!” he replied, finally catching his breath. Now this may sound normal but here it isn't. Here only initiates or magicians can open the door. So that must mean… “Get Sadie!” I told him as I raced toward the main hall.
  Now, you might be wondering who Sadie is. She’s my sister and a fellow magician. She has blonde hair and looks like a normal british teen. She was raised in England, by the way. Me, i’m the exact opposite. I've never lived in a real home because my dad was an archaeologist and magician. Now he’s the god of the dead. My mom’s a ghost..weird huh. We look nothing alike either. I have dark skin and dark hair, like my dad. Sadie looks like my mom. By the time I reached the front door, Sadie had arrived and was sizing up the newbie. The girl was tall, as tall as Sadie and had long pale blonde hair. As I walked closer, I was surprised at her startling purple-blue eyes. She turned and her gaze pierced me like a dagger. She showed no fear even though she was surrounded by at least ten trained magicians.
 “How did you get in??” Sadie suddenly demanded, her eyes blazing.
“Like any normal person, I opened it.” she replied, turning back around slowly.
“Well, are you a magician or not?”
“Kinda, I have...odd heritage.” she replied, her eyes taking in her surroundings with a icily calm aura around herself. That's when Bast arrived. She’s a god that swore to protect Sadie.
“What's this?” I heard her purr, her voice silky. I whipped around. But Sadie beat me to it.
 “She got in.” she said simply.
 “Who?” The group parted to reveal the girl. Bast hissed and backed away, her ponytail bushed up. (Bast is the god of cat’s so that’s normal.) The goddess backed up, her eyes glazed with fear.
 “Your kind shouldn’t be here!” she hissed.
 The girl seemed surprised and raised a hand. In it appeared a long blade,glowing slightly. Suddenly Bast stopped and froze.
”Which one?!?” she whispered.
The girl shrugged and replied calmly, “I'm the daughter of Poseidon and a descendant of Ramesses the Great and the pharoah Narmer. I am Greek and Egyptian.”
 Every person nearby gasped and backed away, fearful. I looked closely and realise that her blade looked to be made of the same metal as Percy’s. “ Wait… Carter did you hear her Egyptian roots…” Sadie whispered, her voice quaking. That's when it came to me.
“Bast, me and Sadie are related to Ramesses and Narmer.”
 “I know.”
 “What does that mean...are we related..?”
 “Yes she is related to you.. quite closely. Not cousins but you all have the same blood.”
The girl looked up and raised her eyebrows. She gave us a look that chilled me. She walked up to us and stopped a couple of steps away. “ Will you take me?” she asked, looking hopeful. I looked at Sadie and she gave me a faint nod.
“Sure. If you don’t kill us in our sleep.” She laughed and shook her head in amazement.
“I guess you’ll show me around now?” she asked, the laughter in her eye’s visible still.

All right reserved and stuff...hope you enjoy or whatever. Comment what you think. Hehe if you want a character added in just ask for me. I can add an OC (original character) for you in.

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Thoughts of a Teen- Fanbases XD

Well hiya! This is a Thoughts of a Teen thingy so yeah i'm doing it. Today we will talk about death.
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 Ah i'm kidding don't worry! I'm actually gonna talk about fandoms...You do know what that means right? Sigh, I guess you don't. :(

Well, a fandom is a large (and i mean gargantuan) group of people interested in one thing. Mostly anime, TV shows and the like. I myself am a fangirl. (Someone who is part of many fandoms.) Which makes you extremely lucky. Oh I just realized I am ranting...(Sam: Yeah you are.) SHUT UP!!
Sorry he's a figment of my internet imagination. Ignore him. What was I saying again? Oh yeah! Fandom stuff! Well I guess I should dive on in huh? Well then, lets goooo!!!!

Anime (O.0)

                                                   (Edward Elric Neko mode....KAWAII!)

One of my favorite fandoms! Squeal! I extremely love anime. I am what one would call a otaku. I will admit it. I should probably start listing pros and cons now. I think. This is my first one so don't hate me!

Pros
  • Kawaii (adorable) characters
  • Cartoon
  • Fight scenes and blood (unlike regular cartoons)
  • Romance
  • I ship it! (Nalu, Gruvia, Gale, NaruHina, SasuSaku, ShikaTem) Ahh the glory of it.
  • The characters have extremely sad backstories...(We will get your body back Alphonse!)
  • The feels get me...sniffle...every time! *Sobs*
Cons
  • Really slow progress
  • Gotta wait for Funimation (all rights reserved to them) to make new English dub
  • Waiting...alot of waiting
  • Your favorite characters get killed. (Rest in peace Nina Tucker, Jaraiya Sensei, Asuma Sensei, and of course Minato and Kushina.)
  • And fillers...You gotta hate em.

Thats it for anime. Well theres more but eh I'm lazy.


Marvel (^.^)


Marvel is an extremely well known fandom. All of it was made by the great Stan Lee (all rights reserved). Pros and Cons now, YAY!
Pros

  • Extremely Hilarious
  • Shows
  • Movies
  • Comic's
  • Deadpool
  • Iron Man
  • Thor
  • Captain America
Cons
  • Seriousness (not a word)
  • Loki (He is a con...and a pro...)
  • No female hero movies
Thats really it for now...for now....

Hey i'm only gonna do two fan bases because i'm tired and this is getting kinda boring. Well for you, the reader, that is. How 'bout you guys comment your favorite fan bases? Then I might do them?? Eh well anyways, see y'all later!

Иметь хорошую читателей день!